Fuxx0rz/transcript

(the episode starts with animal babies, including Donkey smoking weed.)

Cat: (pops out) Happy summer, one and all!

Bunny: The sun is so happy today! (points at the sun) Look at it!

Donkey: This, this grass is makin' my teeth vibrate... yeah.

Hamster: Hooray for warm days, happy times and shiny pickles to eat! (the arrow with "NOT A PICKLE" appears, pointing at Puppy's ballsack)God bless all my friendies!

Bunny: Will none of you look at my happy sun? (stares at the sun) Nk. Aghk. Ugh. If you stare long enough, it turns dark blue. (his eyes steam while their pupils grow larger with red irises. The sun turns into dark blue with sparkles and red glowing behind it. We can also see Satan in the sun) Ngghk, aakgkhhh.

Donkey: I can't feel my legs.

Puppy: Look, you happy bunch of duck fuckers. I haven't had sex all winter. By the power of Greyskull, we must get ourselves inside the moist confines of welcoming vaginas.

Cat: Well, we don't have any vaginas at my place, but my stepdad just got a cable modem.

Puppy: Fine, better than nothing. And as Mr. Miyagi might say... (the chinese music plays. Puppy performs typing the keyboard) Jack in, (performs massaging the crotch) Jack off!

(fade into black. Later that afternoon text appears. Cut to the stepdad's room while the squeaking door sound plays. The animal babies enter in, especially Donkey popping out of the bed, except for Hamster)

Bunny: Umm, should we even BE in your stepdad's room?

Hamster: (pops out) Mother Nature died in here.

Cat: It's cool, ese. My stepdad's in rehab. Got the whole place to ourselves.

Donkey: This mattress is covered in yogurt... (tries to lick the mattress)

Cat: Donkey, don't lick my stepdad's mattress! He's 90% ass, you know!

Donkey: (stops trying to lick it) I can't help it! It tastes like Count Chocula!

Cat: DONKEY!

Donkey: Okeedokee.

Puppy: Holy Hell! You know (types something on the keyboard, possibly spamming) I can just type in the word breastjob and BAM! Breastjob. BAM! Boob farm. BAM! Baby bags.

Bunny: It's the devil's magic. (Hamster pops out next to him)

Cat: Great, huh?

Puppy: Yeah, great. Except for one thing. I CAN'T FUCKING TYPE!!!

Cat: Oh. Well. OK, well, tits definitely has an L in it.

Puppy: OKOKOK. (presses L) L. Uhh... (presses L again) L. (types cool) COOL. Uh, (presses J) J. (The computer screen shows LL Cool J album while "Mama Said Knock You Out" plays)

Hamster: Am COOL an alphabet letter?

Puppy: Yeah, comes right after >_<.

Bunny: (bops to the music. So does Hamster) This shit is da BOMB, yo. For REAL.

Donkey: AWW YEAH!

(jumps on the bed) D to the onkey, talkin' like a honkey

Up to the mic, I'm old school gettin' funky. (wears sunglasses)

''I'm extra chunky. I shock the monkey.''

E is for pants yeah, ass is smellin' skunky (performs scratching the DJ. Puppy appears behind him and smashes him with a chair five times)

Cat: OK, so, try typing something different.

Puppy: How the FUCK do you spell DIFFERENT?

Cat: No, no, see...

Puppy: Aw FUCK THAT! FUCK TYPING! What's this slot here?

Cat: I think that's called a dick drive, but it's only for a 3.5 inch floppy dicks.

Puppy: (climbs on a dick drive. The fart sound plays) It's a risk I'm willing to take! (risks his willing to take on a dick drive while "Mama Said Knock You Out" continues. A popup window appears on the computer, with naked woman holding a large bottle in it)

Bunny: Whoa! It's working! I see boobies!

Cat: That's a popup window.

Puppy: (still takes on a dick drive) Oh yes! Yes, I'm popping it! I'm popping it! (continues taking on it)

Hamster: Hooray!

(The others teleport into a World Wide Web with computer saying ERROR all because of Puppy. When they travel to the WWW, they wear Tron outfits)

Puppy: (covered in cum) Oh GOD. That was so, so good...

Cat: Dude, I think you orgasmed us into a whole nother universe.

Bunny: (picks a Tron frisbee) Cool! A frisbee! (throws a frisbee, but it decapitates Bunny's head, which he teleported back to the real world)

(cut to Super Mario Bros)

Hamster: (bounces) We am on teh internet!

Cat: Yeah, I guess we're computer-animated characters now. Holy shit are we badly drawn.

Puppy: Ehh. Well, I got us here. I'll get us out. What's over here?

(cut to Happy Tree Friends website)

Cat: Hey! It's another internet animal babies!

Puppy: Pfff! Man, these guys are totally just copying us. How gay. NEXT.

Puppy: (he and the others travel at Homestar Runner, UMOP.COM, and Shockcorn Entertainment) Ughhh, GAY. Huuh, GAY. GAY.

(cut to Google)

Hamster: (bounces on two Os on Google logo) Wheeee!

Donkey: It's all white in here, like the Master Race.

Puppy: Master Race is gay. Next!

(cut to Newgrounds)

Puppy: (sees p*rn advertisement in the bottom of the website) Hmmm, this looks promising.

Cat: Holy fuck! It's us!

Hamster: You are can read now?

Cat: Tsk, no. There's just something about those words. They're like connected to us somehow.

Hamster: Clicky clicky! (presses the Retarded Animal Babies 10)

Cat: Wait, DON'T- (the lights go off)

Puppy: Oh what's this shit now? Who turned out the lights? The fuck is happening?!

Hamster: Ohhhh... it are blackerest in here.

(animal babies gets slammed by Retarded Animal Babies logo)

Puppy: (hears RAB theme song) That music! Where have I heard that before?!

(the episode starts with animal babies, including Donkey smoking weed.)

Internet Cat: (pops out) Happy summer, one and all!

Cat: AGGH! A MONSTER!

Puppy: Holy FUCK!

Internet Puppy: Frosted Christcakes! It's me!

(Internet Donkey sees this and swipes the cigarette)

Puppy: Uh, you thinking what I'm thinking?

Internet Puppy: Of course, but, doesn't that make us, me, gay?

Cat: Unngh, no please. Don't do this, Puppies.

Hamster: Too late! (it's TOO late! Two puppies do gay each other)

Donkey: I got a smelly bum bum!

Internet Donkey: No foolin'?

Donkey: Nope! Y'all wanna go stick corn on the cob up our nose?

Internet Donkey: Okeedokee!

Cat: STOP EVERYTHING!!!

Internet Cat: Whoa. I'm a dickhead.

Bunny: Hey, how come there's only one of me? Did I die again? God fucking damn.

Cat: We are creating a TIME PARADOX! We're supposed to go to my stepdad's and enter the computer, remember?!

Hamster: (he and Internet himself plays with the string thing) But why? Now we have special friends to play with!

Cat: UGH! Haven't you seen Back to the Future, part II?

Internet Cat: Hey, he- I mean I'M right! We'll unravel the fabric of the space time continuum and destroy the entire universe!

Puppy: Yeahyeahyeah. Whatever. I'm not leaving. I finally found my perfect partner, myself! Fuck your movie, fuck the internet, fuck the universe, and finally, above all other things to fuck, FUCK YOU! (gets deleted)

Hamster: Ohh... we fucked the world. It are saddest. (gets deleted)

Cat: Oh god, no, not like this! Not like- (gets deleted)

Donkey: Well cover me in meatsauce and call me a- (gets deleted)

Internet Puppy: Well, this just sh- (he and his friends, and the background props get deleted as well)

(THE END!)

(BOOM!)

(in the post credits ending)

Cat's Stepfather: Hello, I'm home from rehab! Hey? What the... What the hell happened to my computer? What the fuck?! You little fuckin' queers...