Magic/transcript

(The episode starts with Cat with a bucket of magic eggplants next to him)

Cat: I put some magic eggplants... (puts some magic eggplants in his derriere) in my derriere. Then I did my cat dance... (cut to him dancing on a cow at 4-H Fair with magic eggplants farting out of his derriere) at the 4-H Fair.

(cut to the city at night, where Puppy is standing next to the woman playing with her boobies)

Puppy: Magic bouncing milk trucks, for a tasty treat! (chomps on one of woman's boobs) (cut to the green and blue background where Puppy is smearing his ups with jelly) Smear me ups with jelly... (cut to him bouncing in between woman's boobies) from my head down to my pee pee place! Whee!

(cut to the kitchen)

Bunny: I like chocolate cookies. They are my crystal meth! (eats a chocolate cookie) Wash 'em down with bullets, for a bloody GAH! (shoots himself with a gun)

(cut to the mountain where Donkey is wearing a orange and green coat over a dark green vest with red tie and brown pants with green clovers in it)

Donkey: Dipthong beep beep pooey... (Sheep appears under the screen. Cut to the ocean where Donkey rides a dolphin wig) on my dolphin wigs. (cut to the Lego construction set where Donkey smoking a bong) Porky plop plop suey... (cut to the blue and white corner where Donkey is about to eat twigs) now I'm eatin twigs! (eats twigs except three of them with yellow one rolling from him) 'S good.

(cut to the Masturbation Lab where Pico watched a horrible HTF ripoff)

Pico: I watched this on Newgrounds and I hated it. It rips off Happy Tree Friends. Blam this piece of shit! (gets slammed by the anvil with Hamster on it. The background transitions to the white background with a heart on it)

Hamster: Me like you for friend have, you're my Die Hard 3! (turns into Bruce Willis head. Cut to the stage)

Hamster: If you want more magic, you can click on me!

(If you waited for too long, you get an ending.)

Hamster: Since you kept me waiting, I'll go take a pee.

(If you clicked on Hamster, you get an another ending)

(Hamster devours all animal babies and belches very loudly. He takes a poop out of animal babies, including Bunny crashing into the camera)

(THE END!)